changing lives: one sleeve at a time

24/7-747

2009-12-22T12:56:00.003+08:00

wow..
time sure does fly

i mean,
1 second later,
i'm 1 second old
then all of a sudden,
18 years later,
i'm 18 years old

amazing..

resurrection

2008-10-30T21:02:00.001+08:00

*groggy*
nnngh..
(pulls dart out of neck)
what the hel-
(feels sharp pain in neck)
zzz...

tranquilize

2008-06-05T01:11:00.002+08:00

whoa...
must've fallen asleep there
what day is it?
thursday?
ok...

good thing i was awoken by the sounds of flapping butterfly wings
(my brother sure likes the tv loud)
otherwise i'd have missed making my daily post

yep...

so...
speaking of tv,
i think i've found the greatest thing to hit it since my ps2 controller
full of suspense..
action..
drama..
its...
the price is right!
that's right
(oh gosh...no pun intended,seriously)
now i've got a reason to watch tv everyday

yay!

s.o.s

2008-03-13T11:07:00.005+08:00

whoa
what's it been?like,12 months?
anyway,
right now i could do one of two things
i could:
a) go into a rant over the elimination of my two favourite contestants on a.i over two consecutive weeks
or
b) not

i decided to go with neither
only cause doing either'll make me seem particularly crazy
so,
i'm just hoping
if by some wildcard chance,
there happens to be a wildcard round,
that they'll bring alaina and danny back

go,brooke!

whoa..
random blurb..
ok,now that that's done
onto other news,

it appears that america is embroiled in a controversy
that is,the obsession to make ramiele cry every week
we'll see if they're still caught in this web tonight

so anyway,
it appears free and easy is slipping away rather quickly for me
that just means less time for me to write
..here,that is
so,umm..
don't wait up?

coming of age

2008-02-15T00:34:00.008+08:00

i apologise
my previous post might have caused some to gag
or cringe
or shudder in disgust
but i must say
my love for her voice knows no bounds
hence,the gag-worthy comment

now,
on to current issues
today,i got into a fight
and yes,there were punches and kicks
and the whole lot,really
umbrellas,napkins..etc...
well,obviously i won
in a way
then,i took a drive around town
then,i got bored
so i turned off my playstation

in other news,
the top 24!

yay!

danny!yay!

kady!yay!

cardin..*sob*

cardin...*sob*

pet pooch

2008-02-10T23:45:00.000+08:00

ashley lawin,
your voice is the soundtrack to my summer

gigi

2008-02-06T22:37:00.000+08:00

right then
now that i've gotten past my hangover,
(hangover means you're tired,right?)
i can write properly again
and so i will..
..write
..properly

erm
well,

wow
it just hit me
this writer's strike really is affecting everybody
even me
gee
wow

anyway
since this curse is still on me
here's...blair bear!

then again

2008-02-05T21:36:00.000+08:00

i apologise
i was so enthusiastic about making a new post
but then suddenly,
weary became a part of me
so i'll be making a proper one tomorrow

..when i'm sober
(sober means lively,right?)

taste the rainbow

2008-02-02T21:15:00.000+08:00

6 minutes ago,
i decided to make another post here
right after the one i made 7 minutes ago
so here i am

i am,
therefore,
erm,
well,
i am

just wanted to get that clear

so anyway,
i realised one thing the past few days
well,actually i realised quite a few things
but i'm just gonna tell you one thing
so anyway,
i realised
that with great power,
comes great
well,
anything,really

great responsibilty
great danger
great mortgage loans
great whales

you see,
just when i got sick with hearing the one phrase,
they make it into a million
geez
the next time somebody starts saying "with great power",
he's gonna end with "a great hospital"

cos he's gonna catch the flu,you see
not that he's gonna get hurt or anything
i mean,
who'd wanna hurt him,right?
(cough)
excuse me

falling into infinity

2008-01-28T22:30:00.000+08:00

well,
i haven't really been able to find anything to talk about
the past few days
(thus,the lack of words)
i did,however,discover a way to time travel
that's right
"ooo"
its still limited though
you can only travel at the speed of regular time

in other news,
blogger is now available in 3 new languages!
Arabic,Hebrew and Persian!
yeah!

see?
absolutely nothing to talk about

insight

2008-01-23T00:40:00.000+08:00

so here i am
sitting in the dark
writing on this blog

"why?", you ask
"why do you do it?", you ask
"why the hell do you do it?", you ask
"get the hell off my leg!", you shout at your dog
"why?", you ask again

well,
i have no idea

superkid

2008-01-20T16:20:00.000+08:00

well,
so i watched smallville the other day
and
well,
i liked it

go ahead
laugh at me

can't believe it's lasted so long

fever

2008-01-18T22:52:00.000+08:00

alright already
you're our brother
we get it
anyway,
i now believe that simon really deserves his place in the coveted (*cough*) three
why?
well
he said,"we've found the next great hit"
and what do i hear the first thing i step into a 7/11 this fine evening?
yep
everyone's brother,renaldo

well,at least they had one of the coolest auditions ever

they said,"do a britney"

and so she did

and then there was the one you DIDN'T see

just imagine what could've been...

till the next time we meet

me,out

...corny

i know

i just really wanted to say that

cut me some slack already

(oh,and some strawberry cheesecake)

(mmm..strawberry cheesecake...)

geez...

poochie pie

2008-01-17T18:18:00.000+08:00

we could really do without bad shows

or bad movies

bad anything,really

they really should make more good shows

it'd make the world a better place

it'd make tv a whole lot more fun to watch too

riff-raff

2008-01-16T15:58:00.000+08:00

so american idol returns tonight

if i were head of a cheerleading squad,
i'd give me a "yay"

the producer

2008-01-09T00:27:00.000+08:00

yipes

red skies
heavy rain
light thunder
grey's anatomy

ok...
so that didn't go so well
but still

its been 6 decades and 2 minutes since my last entry
so i believe another one is in order
so here

ok...
so i watched "i am legend"
(and am not entirely proud of it)
but what "i" really needs is a better writer
for a better ending
geez
"(shoddy ending),the end"
geez
somebody shoot the screen already

arrgh

2008-01-04T15:09:00.000+08:00

arrgh (yes,as quoted from the title)

damn you robin

damn you...

explosions in the sky

2008-01-01T00:12:00.000+08:00

good morning
just thought i'd let you know
i tried writing this before the year ended
but once again
i got all sloth-ey
and just like that
the year was gone

right then
how do i start the new year?
with some cheesy round-up of last year?
geez
thats so passe
literally

ok
i'll try my hand at speaking my mind

to all you blog haters out there,
i got one thing to say to you

umm
well...
ok
that didn't work out

how bout my resolutions?
yipee!
on second thought
i don't wanna live,
wracked with guilt
putting people into comas while they're reading the resolutions
yep
not to sleep
comas

oh well

its 2008
well,
that was quick

no time like showtime

2007-12-28T18:22:00.000+08:00

four days ago,i was surfing the net
and then,i came across this totally rad video
keeping to my principles of sharing
everyone'll get to see it

so here it is:

loads of people have seen it
i know i have
everyone seems to like it
so i thought you would too

dangerous minds

2007-12-27T22:26:00.000+08:00

i don't wanna say much

just....excellent

serenity

2007-12-26T16:26:00.001+08:00

right then
so i woke this morning
and had my breakfast
of walrus
and toast

...ok
just kidding
i didn't have toast

so i got to thinking
why doesn't anybody like the top and bottom part of a loaf of bread?
then i finished my breakfast

so then another thought popped into my head
why isn't the world going crazy over jamie lynn's pregnancy?
then i realised
there are already tons of 16-year-olds getting pregnant
16 and younger too
yep
that's life
but you probably already know
but once again,
i don't know what you know

right then
that's enough seriousness for a day

lollapalooza

2007-12-24T14:58:00.000+08:00

well,its been 8 months since my last post
i couldn't have done much about it
being in rehab and all
yep
i was in rehab
got in
and could never get out
or up,rather

you must be confused right now
or you might be drinking a glass of milk
i wouldn't know
well,keep it to yourself

anyway
i've had a thought that's been buggering me for a while
it's decaf
yep
it's decaf
i mean,
what the hell is up with decaf
is there really any use to it
i'm not just talking about the process
i'm fine with that
go ahead,go decaf as many cows as you want
but its decaf coffee i'm talking about
decaf coffee
and the millions of variations available at the millions of coffee outlets
what the hell is up with the millions of variations anyway?
(well,that's another story for another day)
decaf coffee kinda defeats the purpose,doesn't it?
the phrase itself is already an oxymoron
really,what is the purpose of it
other than poseurs wanting to act cool
sitting in cafes sipping a quadruple-mocchafrappachinolatte
wearing berets
snapping their fingers when they talk
as if they're in some kind of jazz musical
but without wanting to consume the "drug"
which is caffeine
geez

oh well
another mystery of life left unsolved

blood,guts & alotta soap

2007-12-20T21:04:00.000+08:00

right then
i was planning on coming back after the papers
but then
i got hit by a car

ok i didn't get hit by a car
i'll be honest
the real reason i went awol
was because of a trait related to a certain three-toed animal
you figure it out

well then
now that i've explained my absence
i would like,
for no apparent reason,
to explain my return

you see,
my great loyal fans
(all 2 of you)
(in zimbabwe)
...
ok...
my great loyal fan
(geez)
kinda inspired me to write
as i watched it grazing on the barren fields of the zimbabwe-ben plains
i realised
"i must continue my blog!"
but then i also realised
"what the hell am i doing in zimbabwe?"
then i woke up

so here i am

gee
this feels like the starting of a new season on a great tv show
except that the great tv show isn't so great
and the "new" episodes are actually reruns
oh well

one last time

2007-10-09T21:52:00.001+08:00

i couldn't help it
but i swear this will be the last
till after the papers,of course

i got this to say:
if it weren't for her this movie'd be doomed

departure

2007-10-08T21:27:00.001+08:00

enough said
it won't be long
(sniff)...

round and round

2007-10-02T18:48:00.000+08:00

so i was at the interchange today
waiting for a plane
yeah
its true
what d'you expect?
so then this bright blue bus went buy
and it had an ad for an airline
it said
"fly to myanmar everyday"
not only did it spook me
what,with all that political strife and all there
but it also puzzled me
how does a person fly to the same place everyday?
would he need too?
weird...

inanimate

2007-10-01T14:12:00.000+08:00

yep

this more or less,

well,

less actually

sums up my day

untold

2007-09-30T16:13:00.000+08:00

i realised the other day
while i was reading an article in the paper
they had this section where they teach you yoga
it required the person to drink six cups of saltwater
then rub the back of your tongue to induce vomiting
and i thought the first issue was weird
(it asked you to stare at the sun with your eyes closed)
so this thought has been lingering in my mind for quite a while
when i realised
they put this in the paper
and they blame runway models for influencing anorexia
hmph

potpurri

2007-09-26T20:21:00.000+08:00

my brain is a mess now
it feels like,
like,
grilled asparagus
drizzled in olive oil

sticking to the values of my writing,
i offer you this recipe:

Asparagus Parmesan

INGREDIENTS
1 tablespoon butter
1/4 cup olive oil
1 pound fresh asparagus spears, trimmed
3/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese
salt and pepper to taste

DIRECTIONS
Melt butter with olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Add asparagus spears, and cook, stirring occasionally for about 10 minutes, or to desired firmness. Drain off excess oil, and sprinkle with Parmesan cheese, salt and pepper.

they say its good
i believe them

simile

2007-09-23T20:17:00.000+08:00

saying,
"having the flu sucks"
is like saying,
"saving the blue ducks"
cause
they rhyme,you see

till death do us part...with our money

2007-09-21T14:46:00.000+08:00

sometimes weird things can be cool
the community club nearby is holding "will writing" lessons
oh my
it would be so fun being the teacher
"you want to sign up?ok,just write your name,net value,financial status,bank balance and asset ownership right here"
"i'll see you at the next lesson...or not"
"never forget to include this line in your will:i would like 60% of my assets to go to my will-writing teacher"
"hopefully by the end of this course,your will be done.eh heh heh"
"no you won't be learning how to write one.i'll do it for you.just tell me how many children you have and i'll be sure to leave them some change"
"ok,i've written your wills for you.now for a little creative exercise.line up in front off the window and put on these blindfolds"
fun fiddly widdly fun it would be

tattered thoughts

2007-09-20T21:19:00.000+08:00

i gotta share my thoughts on something i saw today
you may care
...or not
but i try my best to include something you can learn in my posts
ahh but yes,the one word to mask it all,try
but that's not what i wanna talk about

you see
i was on the bus today
like i am everyday
except today i sat closer to the front than usual
for no apparent reason
through my new vantage point with new sights and sounds
i noticed one peculiar thing
the first aid box at the front of the bus
was concealed in a compartment
which had a "glasstic" covering
(yes,i made that word up)
(glass + plastic)
(cos i don't know what its made of)
anyway
i realised
why the hell would anyone think of making it so hard to retrieve aid?
(the glasstic needs to be broken)
so a guy wanting to take the kit to help the wounded would be like,
"hold on!i'll attend to you as soon as i break this glasstic panel!"
(smashes glasstic)
"hold on!i'll attend to you as soon as i attend to my hand which i hurt while breaking the glasstic panel!"
ridiculous i must say
sure,reasons here,reasons there
but still
why make it so hard?

limits

2007-09-19T22:08:00.000+08:00

right then
so i was scrolling through a movie site when this headline popped up:

"Pitt & Jolie Want Five More Children"

amazing
as if four wasn't enough
still
it is pretty cool
how they're supporting the "big family movement"
of which i just made up
but still
i'm just posting this
thought you'd like to know

happy days

2007-09-17T20:04:00.000+08:00

the dark eternal night

2007-09-15T22:36:00.000+08:00

so i was lying in bed last night
trying to go to sleep
when i started to wonder
is there really such a thing as nothing?
i mean
where "nothing" supposedly is
matter is still present in it
yep
that's just me
while supposed to relax and clear my mind
i think of gibbledy-gook like this
wow
it just hit me
(so i hit it back and so on and so forth)
i remind myself of randy from 'my name is earl'
gawd

on a lighter note
panda bears are totally rad!yeah!

they're so wrestle-able
if they weren't so few in number
the zoos should let us wrestle with them
totally rad

awakening

2007-09-14T21:51:00.000+08:00

my eyes have been opened
so i got out of bed

but seriously
i believe i have just sat through a bad movie
for the first time today
the little optimist in me was trying to find something good about it
but it just kept spewing badness every few seconds
it was horrible
good thing the second movie was better
but the first left a sour thought in my mind
it was hard to enjoy the second
arrgh
and i was so excited to see the first too (heh heh...first "too"-2)
arrgh
word of advice
don't watch bad movies

on a lighter note
i wanna talk about obesity
oh the irony

actually i don't wanna talk about it
i just really wanted to say that

crank

2007-09-13T20:13:00.000+08:00

recently i've been reading the paper
and what really irked me
were the movie reviews
geez
i wonder which journalism school taught them that they should include major plot spoilers in their reviews
on the bright side
if i wanted to know a movie's ending
without watching it
i just read the review!
geez
i'm not gonna name the paper(the new paper)
really really irk-y
just makes me shrivel in its irkness
the reviews are not the best in the world either
so nothing can make up for it
nothing
urrgh
irk
irk
irk

brick wall

2007-09-10T18:23:00.000+08:00

so i was walking into my room the other day
then it hit me
so i hit it back
yep

but seriously
what really hit me was that
the world is in dire need of peace
and not the quiet kind
i mean
everywhere you look there's un-peace
guns
little kids pushing each other
conflicts and stuff
i know,i know
you must be going like,"please,tell me something i don't know"
but i don't know what you don't know
so i'm just gonna say what you know
or at least
what i think you know
and what i know i know

i swear
if a genie ever granted me a wish
i would wish for world peace
really
i will
i swear

s.o.s

2007-09-06T19:47:00.000+08:00

ok
there's something i need to say
while most people have a sweet tooth
i have sweet teeth
so if you see me on the floor having a freaky seizure
run to the nearest candy store and get something sweet to throw into my mouth
ok
good
i feel much safer now

surprise surprise

2007-09-04T19:32:00.000+08:00

in my previous post
i talked about the idea of creating a hybrid between a pony and a unicorn
a ponycorn
simply an issue not to be overlooked

hmm...

ever had that tingly feeling at the tip of your index finger
the one which comes and goes
then comes again
then goes
only to come again
then i hits you one last time to give you a shock so painful that you yelp

well,i know i haven't

feelings

2007-08-26T18:01:00.000+08:00

i just couldn't resist
(long deep dramatic sigh that may be perceived as attention-seeking)
when i hear the words "extreme makeover"
i think to myself
"extreme makeover"
well,what would you think i would think?
quite selfish,i think
but then they added the "home edition"
very unselfish,that
quite brilliant actually
how i wish our "peeps" would do something like that
(no need for the extreme)
instead of making brazilians of talent shows for no apparent reason
(long deep dramatic sigh that may be perceived as attention-seeking)

anyway
it seems i may not be around much,or at all,in the time to come
so a proper farewell is in order
so
a proper farewell then

before he was born

2007-08-24T15:34:00.001+08:00

hellooooooo prelims...

fascination

2007-08-20T19:11:00.000+08:00

in my previous post,
i talked about opera singers
and their (shockig) reliance on drugs and alcohol to perform well
now,
i'm gonna talk about umbrellas
its not what you think
its just the way its spelled
i've been curious for a while
so i checked the dictionary and found my thoughts true
there are very few words starting with "um"
3 in fact
and umbrella being 6 of them
actually i used my handy dandy little dictionary
from primary school
so it might not be so
realiable
but still
such a practical thing with such a cool name
amazing things,umbrellas

tell tale

2007-08-19T21:09:00.000+08:00

oh my
the skies are darkening
and the winds are blowing strong
i remember reading in my book called:
"big book of bad signs-based on dark skies and more"
that this is a bad sign
if i'm not wrong
there was a message engraved in stone of this sign
millions of years ago
it said
"thou need bring thy clothes in"
real strange how old people speak
but thats a different story for another day

lost

2007-08-18T17:57:00.001+08:00

s***
i can't find the "publish post" button

oh wait
there it is

the spirit carries on

2007-08-17T15:08:00.000+08:00

oh my
a seemingly serious title which could possibly result in serious topics
but fear not
for there are none
well actually
there is one
a bunch of inconsiderate people got in my way
but that has past
and inconsiderate people are inconsiderate people
so just let it be

anyway
i just realised my strange fascination for unicorns
yes,unicorns
what the hell,you might think
but that's what i'm thinking as well
it all started
when this dude(ian chai) bumped into me(me) when i was in school
he noticed i was wearing slippers
(fascinating name,slippers,but that's another story for another day)
the same time i did
and asked me what every typical human would ask
so i began to concoct a devious story which involved unicorns
because i had been thinking of unicorns earlier that day
so i realised
at that moment
that it was really humid
oh
and unicorns are cool

"sad" spelled backwards is "happy"

2007-08-14T21:20:00.000+08:00

nothing really made sense today
couldn't concentrate in class too
don't know why
that's where the not-making-sense part comes in
also finding it hard to write this
but i must

get ready

2007-08-13T21:09:00.000+08:00

eh heh heh
i don't know why
but i just couldn't stop seeing the funnier side in life today
in other words
---

so i came home today
opened my windows expecting fresh air
and what do i get?
well,its definitely not fresh
but it still is air
people burning stuff
burned stuff getting into the air
burned-stuff-in-air getting into my throat
and cough cough cough
"so sue me"
they might say
well i wouldn't
maybe its just that deep deep place in my heart i hold for the world
or maybe i'm just too lazy
maybe

the one we forget

2007-08-12T15:55:00.000+08:00

procrastination
the 8th,it appears,relatively deadly sin
how i wish i could avoid it
yep
i'm a sinner

scenes from a memory:part (all)

2007-08-11T22:07:00.000+08:00

two words: awesome
ok,three words: the most technically gifted people ever

i think you think

2007-08-10T20:34:00.000+08:00

i could think of about a million ways
that i can make fun of darth vader's
pshh-y voice
but i won't
anyway
there's something i wanna tell you about
i've got an imaginary friend
but thing is
he's quite real actually
he's just very creative
in other words
imaginary
hope you understand

out of mine

2007-08-09T20:01:00.000+08:00

i was reading this article in the newspaper
which tells of a man who dislocated his jaw while shouting at others
awesome
anyway
today's the nations birthday
so i'm making a semi-conscious effort to recognise this
so umm..
happy birthday i guess
and umm..
try not to fall sick

24.6 reasons to smile

2007-08-08T18:15:00.000+08:00

i'm kinda bummed right now
you see,there was something i saw which i cannot believe i couldn't think of
and it was quite brilliant
cos scribbled on a table in my class was:
"i wish my lawn was emo,that way it would cut itself"
bummer

the simplest equation

2007-08-06T15:25:00.000+08:00

life is full of mysteries
and thats something that not only they say
for example
is there life on mars?
why is the earth so deterioratable?
is there such a word as deterioratable?
and why,just why do they show the good shows on tv in the wee hours of the morning?
i guess we'll never know

the unknown

2007-08-05T15:28:00.000+08:00

they say alot of things about the truth
the truth hurts
the truth heals
the truth kidnaps little children and turns them into candy
who is this "the truth" anyway?

so the night before
i got into an accident
"bad news",said the doctor
"you've bent your protractus curvroolus"
so i pretended i understood
while i had no idea
what a lie

transeverything

2007-08-04T18:54:00.001+08:00

the fats beckon
but i shall not answer the call
i've been thinking
as if we haven't already made our lives hard enough
it just gets harder

what i perceive

2007-08-03T17:47:00.000+08:00

he said truth is eternal
...d'uh
anyway
on to serious matters
i was just thinking
i think
that "influenza" was created to damn us all
damn virus
wonder why they gave something so horrible such a cool sounding name
damn it

a grey rainbow

2007-08-02T19:18:00.000+08:00

this post needs some colour

perfect

the getaway

2007-08-01T18:01:00.000+08:00

i just realised i spend at least an hour a day doing something meaningless
and that thing is waiting
i wait for the bus
i wait for the journey
i wait for my slow-as-a-not-fast-object computer to load things
that last one's a real bitch
so what can i do to not do this?
nothing
absolutely nothing
and you can't do anything about it too
face it
there's no way you or i can run away from waiting
wish this word was never invented
then we wouldn't stand around waiting would we?
the world would change
people at a bus stop would just be catching a bus
really really slowly
and you need no longer "wait" for friends
they're just not there yet

keeping it safe

2007-07-30T16:36:00.000+08:00

since i have nothing to say
which occurs rarely i might say
i'm just gonna break about six billion copyright laws

simply brilliant

the meaning

2007-07-29T18:03:00.000+08:00

despite being fully aware of the fact
that none of you really care
i'm still gonna tell you what my life is like
recently, i realised what it is
imagine
a really loud
silent movie
so loud,in fact,that it may wake the already awake
don't try to hard to figure this one out
what i said has probably blown your mind
so i won't bother explaining
cos half your intellect's gone
and you brain's in bits and pieces
and you can't think when your brain's in bits and pieces
you just can't
don't need to ask me why on that one

what i say

2007-07-28T15:12:00.000+08:00

today's quote of the day:

"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity"

be wise
learn and remember

forever hold your peace

2007-07-27T18:45:00.000+08:00

they say its a good thing to learn a new language
and so i did
i'm a little teapot
in french that would mean "i'm a litte teapot" in france
true what they say
it is good

no deal

2007-07-26T14:58:00.000+08:00

pardon my lack of creativity in making the title
perhaps you have noticed it has to do with something i have
"flamed" (as many of you would say) before
perhaps it is due to my sorta maybe perhaps in a kinda disappointed mood i'm in
word of advice
never try to bargain with old people
they're partially deaf,or some pretend to be
and pretend they don't know english
"no,no,no"
all they say
they want it and they'll get it
can't get a thing out of them
if you wanna do it you gotta aim the not-so-old
yep,the young
or young-ish
confuse them with mixed up words that will inevitably force them to concede
yep

again and again (part 12)

2007-07-25T21:30:00.000+08:00

the 4th and final part to this 2 part series

so i've been thinking lately
humans can do some pretty funny things when they're bored
"world record for highest slam dunk off a trampoline into water"
i'm ashamed of myself for typing that
such a dumb and degenerate thing to say
but its a world record
wow
geez
oh,and i sorta found a reason why that war up there in that dusty place is happening
but i cannot elaborate
for i fear the backlash or forwardlash or whatever that may come
ask me
maybe i'll tell you

on a lighter note
don't you just love it when they write (not his/her real name) in articles?
well i do
i wonder how they choose the names
if i could i'd choose something really long
oh
and with weird symbols too
John%nywilligam*ark(arsses)witty&man Thomas (not his real name)
totally awesome,it'd be

teeing off

2007-07-24T18:16:00.003+08:00

urgh
i think its finally time i spoke up
deal or no deal
urgh
"oh!let's just give away money to people who don't really need more while we clearly know there are brazilian better ways we can use it"
geez
talk about (not) quality tv
good thing there's still ugly betty
and the housewives
and everything that's not bad
geez

to err is human

2007-07-22T01:23:00.000+08:00

to omglmaorflmao is animal
anyway
yesterday i took a longer napper than usual
to skip time in the learner
came inna walk
but nobody seemed to give a nick

so today was the day
in which we had little say
all we did was play
avoiding mistakes we said nay
tired muscles aching away
still the things we couldn't leave to lay

go ahead
laugh

unconditional

2007-07-19T10:02:00.000+08:00

how i love going to school

gencerbirligi

2007-07-18T18:02:00.000+08:00

the d's a total ninja
mr ang came to school today with totally bleeding red eyes
while he should have stayed at home
to teach us all
what a man,man
really hope we can give him a decent return
really really really hope actually
he deserves it and more

a losing battle

2007-07-17T20:37:00.000+08:00

i am not happy
but at least i still make an effort to smile
that's what its all about isn't it,smiling
hides what you don't want them to see
its a good thing it exists
otherwise the haters will be so obvious

h i k l m n o p

2007-07-16T20:18:00.000+08:00

its gone
today i ran outta jam
it had large whole blueberries in them too
i'm gonna miss that taste
mmm
i know i know
you must be thinking to yourself
"oh,you poor thing!if there is anything i could do to help"
but its okay
i'll cope

read my mind

2007-07-15T13:30:00.000+08:00

i wonder
what it means when you're thinking of a scam
and that scam appears in a show you watch later
that show being about scams
hmm...

suave

2007-07-15T12:25:00.000+08:00

so cool

simple city

2007-07-13T20:25:00.000+08:00

arr
h y potter
the 5th
truly worth the wait
if the worth is none

anyway
on a lighter note
the "signs" are appearing again
and this time,its hairspray
no not that cosmetic one
what do you think i am?
someone who cares about my hair?
geez
anyway
its that musical
it started off as one of the songs in "so you think you can dance"
then ugly betty's sister goes to watch it
then twice,the poster's been slammed in my face after i step out of the movie theatre
i must see it
pure coincidence or destiny?
you be the judge

definitely not you

2007-07-11T18:51:00.000+08:00

lately i realised

that i strangely feel at ease at the end of every episode of this show

really

i do

its real strange

how the person goes to hell

and i feel this way

hmm

anyway

most of the stories in this show revolve around students

which brings us to our schools today

its sad how with the modernizing of this world

and how life is supposedly meant to be easier

that all of us suffer

so we get smarter as time passes

so everyone has to be smart

or maybe (ahem) they just wanna be the best

just like everyone does

those selfish bastards

this could be good

2007-07-10T22:39:00.000+08:00

today my day went abit like this:

no really

it did

green (part 2)

2007-07-09T17:22:00.001+08:00

yeah,go ahead,laugh

its like saying blue isn't it?

anyway,on a sad note

yes

a sad note

the green is fading

really

it is

i guess they'll have to have another one of these

to wake them up again

or maybe they're still sleeping

green

2007-07-08T14:18:00.001+08:00

a monumental event

they said

i don't believe you

i said

silly ol' me

hustle up

2007-07-07T10:53:00.001+08:00

ok
thought i'd get this over and done with
so some dude said
"the greatest trick the devil pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"
well the greatest trick i ever pulled
is about to happen

deceit

2007-07-06T21:13:00.000+08:00

today my pet ant died
i didn't mean to step on it
i guess some things just aren't meant to be

so i saw this cool video
thought i'd share it with you

tell me what you think
also tell me if you don't see it
i'm new with this thing,computers

everything or nothing

2007-07-05T23:31:00.000+08:00

i guess i've got nothing to write about today
i could write about my day
but you'll probably fall asleep and wake up the next morning with a hangover
so
i'll talk about nothing
really
without nothing
there wouldn't be everything
confused?
great
i'm not the only one then

idle for dinner

2007-07-04T20:10:00.000+08:00

what to talk about today
hmm
ok
so mrs ho said something which reminded me of something i had believed and tried to explain to the oblivious
to no avail
so she said "nothing can exist without the other"
the other being something related or the opposite
it was nothing intellectually stimulating actually
she was explaining some ss essay
but still
nothing can exist without the other
really
without dark there can be no light
cos it'll all be light
and it won't be called light anymore would it?
it'll just be
it

met a critic

2007-07-03T20:56:00.000+08:00

i've got some critical queries about a certain matter
so here i go
the other day i watched die hard 4.0
slowly came to realise that it had to do with the storyline
that ".0"
its bout some cyber terrorists
oh so original
thats what the ".0" is for
makes it look computer-y
flashy
so it turned out ok i guess
but its storyline was so typical
a 5 year old kid could guess what was coming next
so you had your typical clichés
and then there was that one
some dude typed this:
"dnskalf;ewhfisld;fnkla"
and he managed to
1.hack into the us mainframe
2.control all traffic flow in the country
3.overtake all forms of media
4.jam satellites
and many many more
geez
i get sick of seeing it in csi
(type "sahfklasdiwo": zoom and refine pictures)
but in a new blockbuster film?
geez
i thought they'd finally have some sense to buy mice
somehow all they need is the keyboard
simply amazing
oh i can believe that

bones

2007-07-01T13:31:00.000+08:00

recently,
that creepy thing where i see something fairly interesting but totally unrelated to me
at one time
then something that is significant happens to me which is somewhat related to that unrelated thing
happens
due to a series of one unfortunate event and some tv shows
i've forgotten what it was
but i know it happened
really
i do

anyway
i had just seen two men with tattooed arms carrying their babies
speaking goo-gaaishly
i wonder what's gonna happen to me next

how i wish the fish i eat were born without bones
why do they need them anyway?
it'll make life a whole lot more edible for me

good young memories

2007-06-28T23:04:00.000+08:00

so today i watched megan fox
no wait
it was something else
oh
that's right
transformers
wasn't really a big fan of the original
was one of the beast wars spin-off
still,the movie was pretty ok
i'd like to extend that pretty but it'll look weird
there're many nagging things about this movie that bother me personally
one is that the decepticons are not really all that
i wouldn't want to spoil it for you
it's a pretty decent film
catch it if you don't mind paying for overpriced recreational activities
nope i'm not aiming that at anybody
just feel like it is rather miniminiminutely crazily priced too high
but then again
everything is

fuming feuds

2007-06-27T17:10:00.000+08:00

recently,i realized that i realised that i had completely forgotten about another great creature

the dolphin

contrary to popular belief

penguins and dolphins do NOT get along

thats cos while dolphins swim around getting kissed by people

the penguins are locked up in some "climate-controlled" enclosure

and watch

and think to themselves

"people will definitely kiss me if i didn't have this damn BEAK"

why do you think a dolphin's "cry" sounds so much like a giggle?

a cold place

2007-06-25T16:10:00.000+08:00

in my previous post
i talked about rainforests
now,i wanna talk about penguins

they're probably the coolest creatures on this earth
no,really
a perfect mix of mammal and fish and bird
i'm planning to do a brangelina with them
and i'll give them funny names too

the end of one beginning

2007-06-24T22:27:00.000+08:00

so the holidays are over
had my holiday in a rather unorthodox place
don't really remember what its called
i hear it rhymes with "school"

still,last day of the holiday
my birthday
gotta thank whoever schedules my life for that

went out to vivo this morning
great fun
after eating,went into ben & jerry's
reluctantly by my mom
with some rather subtle hints by my brother
"ben & jerry's!ben & jerry's!"
subtle indeed

then we did the most unusual birthday activity
grocery shopping
still,great fun it was

suicidal squirrels

2007-06-23T19:59:00.000+08:00

so i was skipping down the road outside school yesterday
oh it was long and lonely
and skippy
then all of a sudden
a squirrel lands smack on the road in front of me
i do not know what to say
honestly
i was and still am at a loss for words

perhaps i had witnessed a moment in evolution
where squirrels think they can fly
or perhaps it slipped
i guess i'll never know

sleeping, eating and working with the fishes

2007-06-21T22:19:00.000+08:00

today i got bit by a shark
no really
i didn't

but do you really wanna know what happened in my day?
that is the big question

anyway,while you're reading this
i might as well give some handy tips

waking up for the lazy
simply set an appointment for the next day and wake up late
guaranteed to get you outta bed
yep

as a damn diamond

2007-06-20T17:51:00.000+08:00

so yesterday i had to fix my ez-link card
why?long story but to sum it up in two words: tender loving care
so my mom told me i had to go to buona vista to replace it
i don't know jack bout this kinda things and believing my mom knows everything (she really does know alot of things)
i went there
but what do i find?
a whole lot of rubble
really
there was some insane construction work going on
so i asked the nice lady at reception to where the place had shifted
and what the hey,tiong bahru
where i had started my journey
so grumble,grumble complain,complain
i made my way back

so what have we learnt today?
breakfast is the most important meal of the day

why do i keep counting

2007-06-18T00:18:00.000+08:00

i'm pretty sure whoever said "a picture speaks a thousand words" was lying

cos i'd get pretty bored counting that far

i know i'd stop at three hundred

what is all this about?

who knows?

oblivious

2007-06-15T21:31:00.000+08:00

so i was on my way to the bus stop to school this morning
while waiting to cross the road,a whole battalion of taxis whizzed by
and i mean population of china many number of taxis
so i went on and crossed the road
(look left,look right,blah blah)
when i boarded the bus,the scanner started beeping like crazy when i tapped my card
it read invalid card,dunnowhat,dunnowhat
perhaps its cos my card's peeling like a freakin molding snake
so i had to go back home to get money to take
(wait for it,wait for it)
a taxi
who would've guessed
didn't have to wait long for one though

hidden signs or mere coincidence?
you decide

perhaps i should drink more milk

lock,stock and what?

2007-06-12T20:29:00.000+08:00

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
this is a movie that anyone/everyone should/must/could/would watch
just check this line out

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

classic...

double barney

2007-06-11T18:51:00.000+08:00

recently a pretty freaky thing's been happening to me
a certain thing i'm looking at happens to appear over again wherever i go
example
i was watching a marilyn manson video on youtube just through a random link
soon after,i came across a picture of his wife in the newspaper
about a day later,i visited a gaming website to see his new album review

creepy
and i don't mean him

another thing
i was at the esplanade recently and i saw these posters for a play called "the seagull"
next day,a tv show i'm watching has one of its characters directing a zombiefied version of that play

coincidence or destiny
you decide...

perhaps there is a hidden message
that i should go out and buy a clock

that empty feeling

2007-06-10T11:25:00.000+08:00

dreamland

2007-06-07T21:24:00.000+08:00

holy crap
i'm so tired right now
i think i'll

once upon a time

2007-06-06T22:14:00.000+08:00

let me tell you about the one time i stepped on a goldfish

there was this one time
i stepped on a goldfish

literal-ish

2007-06-05T20:02:00.000+08:00

today i feel like writing a really long post

so here goes:
a really long post

torrid times

2007-06-04T16:54:00.000+08:00

today...a bird shat on me
geez...
a bird
i don't mind if its a humpback whale
or a dolphin
or a penguin
but a bird
geez...

guess it could be a message from above
the message being: birds are full of shit